Monday, April 30, 2007

Back OnThe Road

It's been just under two years since I last competed in a road race. I was a little nervous about Ken Woods due to it's distance, my lack of sleep, and my aforementioned time away from road competition. This was my second going at KWMRR my first being a rather good showing with a fourth place. But that was 2 years ago with more of a winter base under my legs. Back Then I showed up with shaved legs, Saturday I felt as if I was just showing up. I was definitely surprised by the size of the fields. It seemed like somebody may have mistaken it for a mountain bike race.
I had guzzled my pre-race drink on the drive down, while listening to MPR describe another white house scandal like FOLEY GATE. Sex in DC must require perversion, lack of values and in these two cases getting caught doing what you are in charge of overseeing the prevention and end of, in this case, human trafficking.
The highlight of getting to the race was the station wagon that had slid off the road and was being pulled out by a Saab. Amazingly enough it actual made it. Everything else happened like every race, I waste time fooling around with little things and fail to make a decent warm up to see how my legs feel. Any who
The 3/4 got started without incident. A nice tail wind blowing led us up the road to our first corner, I looked back to see where I was in the pack and saw maybe 3 guys spread out behind me.
Which reminded me of rule #1, it's easier to get dropped off the back if your on the back. So i slowly began working my way up, but due to the center line rule in effect, the fact that we were only a minute into the race and the density of the field I had to settle for moving from almost DFL to just slightly not DFL. I found it rather difficult when cat 4 fatty LSC guy would make room on his left I would start to move up and he would sway back and fourth, On time i even did the "courteous" hand on the the back so he knew I was there, and he swatted at me, and yelled "there's no room there". So I slowed came around on his right side into the wind and moved up near the front in a couple of seconds. This whole entire time I could only vaguely guess where Joel was, he had moved passed me earlier, but I couldn't see him now, Paul was up near the front as well but out of the wind. Nothing really happened for a good 20 miles other than flying up the final hill and being strung out in a long line.
I heard a crash behind me at about 30mph when a the shoulder of the road vanished and the cross/tail wind was blowing us towards the right hand shoulder. The group quickly recovered and begin another awkwardly slow march down the road. There had been two escapees down the road, one of which was about to get caught, when the race official pulled us over because our slow speed had allowed the masters 35+ crowd to catch us, so we sat on the side of the road for 5 minutes until he would let us go. Then bam, the race is really on. it's fast and furious at the front, all the way up the big hill as we pass the start/finish area the pace is just not letting up. and gaps are getting made. I can barely hold the wheel in front of me, and he is getting gapped , I've got nothing to get around him. 2 minutes later as we round the corner a group is tearing down the road and the field is in splinters. I have no idea where I sit, other than out of the race. So I get a GP guy to work with me, and we slowly catch up to 2 other guys , and get them to work with us, and as the road makes another turn we caught up to Paul who must have been just dropped from the lead group. we turn into the wind 6 deep, and only 3 working. We then catch another group of 6 with a couple of faces I recognize, Mike Bantle from Flanders, Owen Theole riding with cat 6 and a couple whose names I don't know. We finally get a semi decent pace line/echelon working in the wind and I can finally recover from all that effort.
Blah blah blah, we hit the 2nd of the three hills right as a group of riders from another race is overtaking us again. I am at the front having decided that this race will be a good workout and not just a rest until we reach the finish line. I get overtaken by the group on the bottom third of the climb and let them pass , but maintain my speed, look back and I have a decent gap on the guys I was just working with. So I figure what the hell, and just go for however long I can. Paul bridges up to me about 5-10minutes later, and right behind him are two Flanders guys. We work well together and extend our lead over the group behind us, hit the final time up the last climb and looking back I pinned it as hard as I could so we wouldn't get caught, when Paul throws his chain and eventually his derailleurs. I'm feeling pain agony and joy at finishing the race like this. My one mistake, not making Flanders guys take a pull on the finishing straight. I try to slow down and grab a wheel, but the side wind, the jelly legs and speed take there collective toll and I finish behind the two Flanders guys by 10 or so bike lengths. Little did I know I finished 13th , just wish Paul could have been there without the chain problems. He deserved a strong placing for all his hard work.
Road Racing I hate it and I love it.
Then I went to Northfield and worked for 3 hours demoing products for Flora.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Better late than never: Oxbow Race Report

(So, I had to hijack another machine to make this posting. My computer and Blogger do not always get along very well when it comes to uploading images. That's why it's late ... but hopefully worth the wait.)

Team Hub stormed the race with the following placings: A2 -- Clayton Summit 6th; A3 -- Paul McKinney 5th & Joel Cahalan 7th; B1 -- John Fleck 7th & Sean Nelson 12th. We then infiltrated Oxbow Park for highly sensitive, covert ops and recon maneuvers. These mostly involved figuring out where Paul hid the cooler.


Cooler secured and Belgians in hand, we got down to business. Paul may have been the only one among us to claim a prize (King of the Mountain, Lap 1, A Race) but that still didn't entitle him to derailing our team meeting with a discourse on the merits of raising yak for the wool to produce our totally-pimp and ultra-unique new line of Hub jerseys. No more Stella, for you, Stan. (But a nice logo shot nonetheless.)



The aftermath. This is a little shot I like to call "Hubbo Camp." Bikes, dead soldiers and energy goo strewn about. Must be about time to go home. Wait -- did we ever have the "team meeting"?! I vote our 2008 jerseys should say "Fueled by Anarchy."



Now, it wouldn't be a Belgian-style classic if there wasn't at least one freak in the crowd. Think of all the Belgian race footage you've seen -- fans in body paint, cross dressers, drunken frivolity. Case in point -- Andy Skiles. I've seen photos of Skiles dressed in Cat 6 kit wearing a circa '89 Steven Tyler wig. That explains a lot. On this beautiful spring day, Andy was just hanging out being himself. He's a huge Maiden fan and he wants you to know it. That's Wit to the left of Andy. Not sure, but that facial expression of Wit's would seem to say, "I've had enough. I don't want to be seen with this guy anymore." Cut out of the picture is young Andrew Pierre who entered and summarily won the B Race -- his first road race. If he wasn't such a nice guy, I'd hate him. He made the Oxenburg look like a normal part of a Sunday morning cafe ride. I don't think he broke a sweat. We need him for Team Hub. Well, and Wit, too. And, hell, Skiles, we'll even sign you up. (As long as you wear the wig.)


Who had any clue that Clayton is so talented? I mean, not only can the guy spank you up a hill, stop at the top and tell you what obscure herbal supplements you should be taking to improve performance, but he's also a dead aim with a banana peel. This shot was landed out Joel's passenger window at about 65mph. Bullseye on Paul's windshield wiper. Fortunately Paul did not veer off the road and roll his truck. That would have made for a bummer ending to an awesome start of the road season.

Rumor has it we'll be in full-force at Ken Woods this coming weekend. I haven't told the team yet, but I think we have a line on the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders to come and root for Team Hub. Unfortunately, it's the line-up from the 1976 season, but they're still pretty hot.

Flecker

Thursday, April 19, 2007

opus, april 17 07 , cat 4


Joel got out there in time to race, let's try and do a team ride out there -- next week ? (photo from skinnyski.com )

Saturday, April 14, 2007

oxbow race photos

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ooh look who wants a free bag of coffee for being first uphill! who is that behind you paul?

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shaun...was the hill painful?

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just one more lap joel

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fleck at the finish

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clayton thinks he is robbie mcewen

Thursday, April 12, 2007

oxbow fever

last year Joel and I went down a week early to ride the course.. luckily we met a couple of rochester riders who were doing the same and we were able to tag along.. I flatted and dropped my chain and pulled out of my pedals. The gravel was pretty soft. There are a couple of paved sections, both downhill. (except of course for the hill, also paved) .. I was riding my cross bike with cross tires - 35's and a cassette that went up to 32 in back (?!) wow, I'll have to check that again. I decided to stick with that setup for the race and save the 32 for the last climb. During the race I kept my chain on and my tires full but pulled out every time up the climb, including the third and final time up, runnig 36x32 and with my legs totally cramped. I had to weave up that beast, even with that low gear !

check out the pics at skinnyski ... go to the following website and select subcategory cycling and season 2006 and when that loads scroll down all the way to the bottom to find the Oxbow photos ...
http://skinnyski.com/racing/articles/default.asp

nice report and map at the following:
http://www.rasc-mn.org/Road%20images/SpringClassic06/SpringClassic06.html

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Flecker's new ride


The off-season isn't just for training ... what better time to build up a new bike? I won't be riding this at Oxbow, but I can't wait to get it out for Durand on the 21st. Early season rides have been going well for Team Hub. Seems like we've had more group time this year than last and that should mean a good groove at races.

Friday, April 6, 2007

route mapping on the internet

crazyvegandaddy sayz:

here is a great site i thought i would share. i use it for my running
workouts but it works just as great for cycling. it allows you to plot
exactly where you want to go for anywhere you want to go and it shows
elevation changes.

http://www.usatf.org/routes/map/